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XXX-Rated Morning Sex Instructions Small 11 oz Mug + QR Code to Blog

XXX-Rated Morning Sex Instructions Small 11 oz Mug + QR Code to Blog

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XXX-Rated Morning Sex Instructions Small 11 oz Mug 

This mug isn’t just for coffee—it’s for clues.

Let’s be honest… if this mug showed up in your kitchen, it’s not just because your wife thought it was funny. It’s a hint. A warning. A golden opportunity.

Printed with a playful—but very real—step-by-step guide, this mug breaks down how to actually get your wife in the mood: help out, show up, turn her on—and do it well.

And the best part?

There’s a QR code that links to a blog expanding on this point of do more, get more... a blunt, no-BS message to husbands everywhere.

✔️ Sexy. Sassy. Surprisingly effective.

✔️ The perfect gift ((for him and her!)

✔️ Designed to wake him up—in more ways than one

Buy the mug. Scan the code. Change your mornings.

 

• Ceramic • 11 oz mug • Lead and BPA-free material • Colored rim, inside, and handle • Dishwasher and microwave safe

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XXX-Rated Morning Sex Instructions Small 11 oz Mug + QR Code to Blog

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🐾 Your Purchase = Support for Rescue Dogs in Texas! ❤️

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Buying Gifts? You’re Also Helping Dogs in Texas!

🐕 Dogs in Texas Benefit from Every Purchase — Thank You! ❤️

🐾 Your Purchase = Support for Rescue Dogs in Texas! ❤️

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Buying Gifts? You’re Also Helping Dogs in Texas!

🐕 Dogs in Texas Benefit from Every Purchase — Thank You! ❤️

🐾 Your Purchase = Support for Rescue Dogs in Texas! ❤️

30-Day Money Back Guarantee!

Buying Gifts? You’re Also Helping Dogs in Texas!

🐕 Dogs in Texas Benefit from Every Purchase — Thank You! ❤️

🐾 Your Purchase = Support for Rescue Dogs in Texas! ❤️

30-Day Money Back Guarantee!

Buying Gifts? You’re Also Helping Dogs in Texas!

🐕 Dogs in Texas Benefit from Every Purchase — Thank You! ❤️

🐾 Your Purchase = Support for Rescue Dogs in Texas! ❤️

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Buying Gifts? You’re Also Helping Dogs in Texas!

🐕 Dogs in Texas Benefit from Every Purchase — Thank You! ❤️

🐾 Your Purchase = Support for Rescue Dogs in Texas! ❤️

30-Day Money Back Guarantee!

Buying Gifts? You’re Also Helping Dogs in Texas!

🐕 Dogs in Texas Benefit from Every Purchase — Thank You! ❤️

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🐾 The Woof Report



What happens when sass, fur, and freedom meet fashion.These aren’t your average stats—these are tail-waggin’ truths collected from happy humans, stylish pups, and the occasional jealous stranger at the gas station. Our gear is high style, high sass, low chance of going unnoticed. We asked our community how their gear made them feel, and let’s just say… the results were pawsitively awesome.

99%

Humans and dogs in matching outfits reported dangerously high levels of cuteness.

99%

Patriots felt EXTRA AMERICAN in our Patriotic themed gear!

86%

Customers said their DOG got more photos taken with the cool bandana gear than the baby!

100%

Tail Wags Increased

94%

Families wearing matching gear caused spontaneous “aww!” outbreaks at parties and in public!

Double-takes, smiles, and strangers asking “where’d you get that?” are pretty much guaranteed.

Pawsitive Vibes

  • ★★★★★

    PAWparazzi 🐾


    “My dog got more compliments than I did. And honestly? He deserved them. The bandana is that good.”

    — Jamie & Tank, Austin TX

  • ★★★★★

    Love the Compliments


    “I wore the 'I Identify as American' tee to a cookout and had three strangers ask where I got it. Instant fan.”

    — Marcus T., Little Rock AR

  • ★★★★★

    Patriotic Gorillas for the Win!

    “We wore the matching ‘Dogs Like Patriotic Gorillas’ shirts to a family BBQ. I’ve never seen my husband and my pit bull look so proud.”

    — Amanda L., Denton TX